holytaxacountant:

A ship and an otp are two totally different things. A ship is something that you think about every once in a while that makes you smile for a bit and then you don’t think about it again for a week or so. An otp is something that makes you sob for hours on end as you stay up until 3 in the morning reading fanfiction as you lie in your bed in a puddle of your own tears contemplating you life choices. 

(Source: pemberlaey)

Say something nice in the tags about the person you reblogged this from

(Source: heirexss-archive-blog)

iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

orcasoup:

who else is reading these text post memes getting offended that none of yours are in there

orcasoup:

cooking side of tulmb what alternatives would you suggest to a pie who forgot to buy carrots and tomatoes for her cottage pie

Corn and peas? A bit of red wine can be used if you’re adventurous. B)

The number one way to propose to someone:

totalspiffage:

coffuu:

phrux:

pillowbedhead:

iatethelastofthecorn:

vaffanculo-stronzo:

I… i don’t understand.

photoshop?

do you even farm

shameful

Looks like we got a city slicker here, folks

whorephanerdouchescar:

grimdarkthroes:

grimdarkthroes:

NEW DRINKING GAME: CANADIAN DRINKING LAWS

if a canadian wants to make the rules for this game my roommates and i have all agreed to play it

watch bob & doug amd take a shot every time someone says “eh”.

chug a beer whenever beer is mentioned.

the episode/movie is up to you, but it must ne a bob & doug MacKenzie vidya.

Double shot when someone says “Hoser”

Chug another beer whenever someone says “Take off”

Jell-O shot for every case of beer you see.

(Source: disasterlarper)

starfighting:

do you ever see a character that’s worshipped by a fandom and go “you’re not that great”

(Source: starghouls)

god-awful-mormon:

vehporeon:

god-awful-mormon:

god-awful-mormon:

There should be a program that’s like girl scouts, but for boys.

No.

Then what are you talking about…?

Girl scouts is an organization that teaches girls important life lessons about hard work and leadership while supporting the LGBTQ community, not forcing religion on the girls, and distributing delicious cookies. We need something like that, but for boys.

Scouting was Military based, of course there’s going to be religion. Robert Baden-Powell created it based on what he learned while serving in the British Army.

god-awful-mormon:

god-awful-mormon:

There should be a program that’s like girl scouts, but for boys.

No.

Then what are you talking about…?

What tattoos would homestucks get?

terezidactyl:

absolutelyvantastic:

a-pip-pip-da-doodly-doo:

absolutelyvantastic:

homestuckisfornerds:

Dirk doesn’t count

dave and karkat get matching dick tattoos 

Does that mean tattoos of dicks or tattoos on their dicks?

tattoos of crudely drawn dicks

what about matching tattoos of crudely drawn dicks on their dicks

Tattoed by Terezi in bright red.

gotchipoints-remade-666:

READ THIS MANGA. NON SEXUALIZED LESBIANS. ITS SO IMPORTANT.